Say What???

Today, did not start out very well so I have to tell you all...
Miss Mady woke up with some pretty puffy allergy related eyes so I said,"It looks like Im gonna have to give you some sudafed"...as she continues about her morning and me with mine. I get the dogs food bowl ready and cut the DOGS prednisone pill in half laying it right beside her food dish on the counter, I turn to get into the fridge to get the rest of her food and when I turn around Mady has her tounge out saying,"I ate it" I said, "You ate what?" Of course it then dawned on me she ate the dogs pill!
Shocked and not thinking in my right mind of course, I called the vet first(why you ask?, dont ask) all I can remember is him saying at one point that prednisone for us is different than it is for dogs and it can actually kill them so Im thinking okay what will theirs do to us! Amyways, he already thinks Im crazy and now he has this really crazy message on his cell phone. So, I call the clinic- noone, I then call 911 because by this time Mady is screaming & crying over and over..."IM GONNA DIE!" I DONT WANNA DIE! & I FEEL SHAKEY, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME! LOL
After 911 transfered me to the Er that lady gave me poison control # and I mustve misunderstood her and the number I dialed said,"Are you lonely,do you need a friend"...OOPS! By now my child is dead! and I then call information and they gave me the right number where I got a very nice lady who could hear Mady being irrational in the background and kinda chuckled and said to calm her down and give her something to drink then she checked and said she would be okay that it takes a pretty big dosage to harm someone.

Later on after I got home in the afternoon a FBI Agent and the cops showed up at the house for reasons that had nothing to do with us but it scared the crap out of me and that was my not so uneventful day! :)